x (o_rly_factor) wrote in nata1337,
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o_rly_factor
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OH.

MY.

FUCKING.

GOD.

OMG.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

Dude, anybody else watch the Abrams Report. Jesus fucking shit cunt ass piss aslkdjfaskl;djfsdf.

The emails. He gets at the end of the show. The ones he got today. Were the most retarded emails in the world. I hope they were fake. Because if they were not. There is no hope for humanity.

Two people wrote in complaining that Dan did not cover the Holloway case yesterday. Like most days in the past three months, NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE HOLLOWAY CASE. I know the media has a habit of covering it anyway even when what happened that day wasn't really big at all, but literally, shit did not happen yesterday. Nothing. Nothing interesting. Joran and his posse are still in jail. Natalee is still dead missing. The Aruban government is still an incompetent peice of shit. SAME AS EVERY FUCKING DAY. NOTHING HAPPENED.

They bitched because he did not fucking cover it anyway. ALKJSDFKLJSLDFJSLDLLLASKDF. The Abrams Report covers it most of the time but I like it because it's not a 24/7 bullshit OMGfest like everything over on Fox News. There are two people somewhere in America right now who do not know Natalee or her family personally at all but are literally upset to the point where they shoot off an email because of a small lack of bullshit sensationalist coverage. One dude actually threatened to stop watching the show if he did not start covering it again. The other chick whined that they covered a missing person other than Blondie here, OH NOES (Olivia Newton John's boyfriend). Yes woman, you do not know Natalee Holloway, but you care so much about her and are entertained so by the coverage of her situation that you get pissed when they talk about another fucking missing person for a change. People gone missing are a great source of entertainment, amirite.

In short, PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH SENSATIONALISM ABOUT SOME MISSING CHICK ON AN ISLAND WHEN IT DOES NOT AFFECT THEM IN ANY WAY. THEY GET ANGRY WHEN THEY DON'T SEE IT FOR ONE WHOLE DAY. COMMON SENSE TELLS US THE MEDIA WILL COVER LITTLE THINGS ABOUT THIS CASE THAT DON'T MATTER. IF THEY DON'T COVER IT FOR ONE DAY, THAT MEANS NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED.

What the fuck do you want them to do when there is not shit to talk about? Oh hay guess what, whitey is still gone. That's what they do most of the time anyway, just this time they didn't have some little interview with Joran's ex-girlfriend's friend's mom's sister to mask it with. What does any other update matter, anyway? At this point the only thing really worth covering is when Joran confesses or when Natalee's body is found.

These people should be killed and murdered and should be fatally injured meaning preferably they get shot several times in the heart and the heart stops pumping and they go cold and FUCKING DIE.

crossposted and stuff
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